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darthellie:

Chloe Attenborough and commentary by Eleanor Nature-Lady. A documentary on seagulls.



‘Shall we get pictures?’ ‘Okay’ ‘no I meant pitchers’

‘Shall we get pictures?’ ‘Okay’ ‘no I meant pitchers’



the last message i sent to hannah on bbm was ‘along as he’s haps’

and now everytime i got on the app i think it says tapas

and it is making me hungry

for tapas


aaaaaaaaand 1200 words on falsifiability. BOOM.


i find it strange how i used to fret over writing 1000 word essays for GCSE and A Level thinking i’d never write that much

but i just wacked out a 1400 word one from memory, just for an exam question answer for tomorrow.


i dont really think i have a particularly prominent ‘mothers, love me’ aura because i have piercings and wear revealing clothes and i swear alot and i will say anything but people’s mothers always adore me and i just dont understand why

WHY


one of my housemates mum proper loves me and tells me everything, i mean, when her daughter died at christmas she sat in my bedroom for an hour and told me all the details and i felt super awkward because i dont even know her name and still call her ‘mrs trengrove’

i just dont understand why mums love me so much?



happy last day in the library until next summer day!
i have consumed alot of red bull today and now i am super haps and its hard to write anything that makes sense
and i need to do my roots, ginge

happy last day in the library until next summer day!

i have consumed alot of red bull today and now i am super haps and its hard to write anything that makes sense

and i need to do my roots, ginge




my fave thing ever
do some work clo

my fave thing ever

do some work clo




visual-poetry:

“here’s looking at you, kid” by anatol knotek

visual-poetry:

“here’s looking at you, kid” by anatol knotek



just spent along time staring at my spelling of ‘twentieth’

couldnt decide whether i’d spelled it right and then i remembered google exists for exactly this reason



Hal Sparks | You’ve been saying those phrases backwards. Now, stop it. (x)

he deffo stole this from betty white


im wearing a sun dress today and im sitting on a plastic chair and my burn on the back of my thighs keeps sticking to the chair and its very painful to shift about




Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore




My name's Chloe and I'm an English woman living in Wales.

I mainly post men and food that make me dribble, an update on my eyebrows and pictures of myself and my house mate doing obscure things.